Featured Image Credit: Getty
Topics: Celebs, Entertainment
Ilana Frost
On October 12, 2024, Marcello Hernández became our nation’s #1 heartthrob, inspiring short kings around the globe. There’s a BD and an AD — Before Domingo and After Domingo. Who knew Ariana Grande pretending she can’t sing and Marcello delivering a heavily accented confession would change us all *for good*? You’d think Shakespeare himself wrote those transformative lines: “Came all this way / Had to explain, direct from Domingo / Kelsey’s a friend / She’s like my sis / But we did hook up though.” If you’ve been madly in love with Marcello since this sketch exploded, you’re just like the other girls. But I fear I must share some devastating news: Our guy is definitely taken. Apparently, he’s dating a girl named Ana Amelia Batlle Cabral. (Which is weird ’cause I thought this man and I were getting married…) Here’s everything to know about Marcello Hernández’s new girlfriend, plus the tea on his exes.
On July 22, Marcello made his red carpet debut with Ana. The couple posed for cute photos together at the Happy Gilmore 2 premiere in New York City. Did this info ruin my day, my week, and my year? Most definitely. According to her Cool Girl Instagram, Ana is an NYC-based architect and artist. It’s unknown how long these two have been dating, but you gotta be pretty serious to make your red carpet debut.
Back in September 2024, Marcello was briefly linked to none other than Kaia Gerber, as in Cindy Crawford’s nepo baby and Austin Butler’s ex-girlfriend. Mind you, the speculation was purely based on a few innocent photos of them dancing together at a party. (Austin and Kaia did break up toward the end of last year.)
Advert
The comedian was also rumored to be dating Sabrina Carpenter for a second there — the internet went wild when he attended her Short n’ Sweet tour, performed the Domingo bit, and was “arrested” with her pink fuzzy handcuffs. Afterward, Marcello also shared a photo of him and Sabrina sitting on a couch after the show, and yes, Sabrina’s arm is wrapped around him. So much power in one photo. I did ship this at the time, but I don’t think it was ever really a thing. Sabrina was definitely still with her now-ex, Barry Keoghan.
Marcello’s never had any public relationships before now, so his past love life is a bit of a mystery.