Every Horny Thought I Had While Watching ‘Babygirl’ Trailer

Everyone has a different idea of what is “sexy” to them, so it’s hard to collectively be horny about something. I never got into the “rodent boyfriend” trend and I will never be able to understand how people can be unironically into Barry Keoghan (sorry, Sabrina), so when there are moments where the whole world (or at least the ones online) agree to being collectively horny over something, I love to revel in it. And right now, that’s the new trailer for the movie Babygirl with Nicole Kidman.

Now, let me make myself clear: It’s not exactly the costars that make this trailer so hot for me or even the age-gap relationship (I’m very weird about age, actually). It’s the dom-sub dynamic going on in the trailer that has really caught everyone’s attention. And in just a little over two minutes, Babygirl‘s trailer has managed to create a collective lust we haven’t seen since 50 Shades (I know, that died quickly when the movies actually came out). So what about the trailer makes us so horny? Well, it’s not just one thing…

1. Her fear when she saw the dog run at her? I feel seen.

2. The whole guy-with-dog thing doesn’t do anything for me, but I see the vision.

3. This is about the only time locking eyes with someone on a street in New York is sexy and not frightening.

4. He literally looks like a fetus, this whole age-gap thing really isn’t for me.

5. Okay, him asking her if she wants a cookie was a little disrespectful… Oh, no I liked it.

6. . Why did everything in me tingle Harris said, “I think you like to be told what to do.”

7. Oh right, I have a thing for assholes.

8. Wait, WTF is up with the sexual Christmas music in the background.

9. Why is Nicole’s “turned-on” face also one of sheer panic??

10. OMG, are they about to have sex in the office??

11. Ok, not sex… but him pulling away when she tried to kiss him? And then instead kissing her when he wanted? This is my shit.

12. Milk? Odd.

13. Harris saying “I tell you what to do and you do it,”? Not weird… not weird at all.

14. Oop, and she’s chugging it down, so it definitely worked for her. Hope she has lactaid in her purse.

15. I’m sorry but if a hot man tells me to “get on my knees,” I’d start barking right there.

16. Nicole, girlie, what are you doing, get on your knees!!

17. Never mind. Did he just stick his thumb in her mouth?? Was this movie made for me??

18. Okay he’s at her dinner table!! Suspense!!

19. Girl, I know when he asked if you wanted to stop you wanted to scream “FUCK NO!”

20. Are we still divided about choking because… I’m a fan.

21. Did I enjoy his little strip-tease dance? No. Do I still love the concept? Absolutely.

22. Wait why is she looking down on the side of the building? What’s going on??

23. Underwater sex??

24. The “good girl” just ended me.

25. Wow, I miss him. Should I call him?