Updated 13:54 13 Mar 2026 GMTPublished 20:34 21 Feb 2024 GMT

Funny Instagram Captions To Post As Soon As You Get Engaged, Because Priorities

Sure, you're in love. But more importantly, you're fucking hilarious.

Syeda Khaula Saad

Congratulations! You’ve either gotten down on one knee successfully or just ugly cried while the love of your life put a ring on your finger. Either way — you’re engaged! And while, of course, you’re so excited to spend the rest of your life with your best friend and lover, we have some more urgent things to attend to. No, not the bridesmaid list or even calling your mom — I’m talking about your engagement Instagram post.

Whether you’re the type of person who posts Instagram stories of every waking moment of your life or even someone who everyone thinks is a potential catfish because of how inactive you are on your socials, you cannot miss out on the big engagement post. I mean, how else are you going to rub your passionate, eternal love in everyone’s faces if not through a meaningful and slightly pretentious Instagram feed post? We can’t all get a spread of ourselves wearing designer wedding dresses in Vogue.

So you have the perfect picture, and you’re ready to go. But, you don’t want a typical caption. Sure, you’re in love and all, but you also want your friends and family to know that, more importantly, you’re fucking hilarious. To help you get that point across, here are some funny engagement Instagram captions, no matter what type of post you’re going for.