The Most Unhinged And Horny Tweets About Being Single To Get You Through V-Day

I like to consider myself a particularly horny girlie. I mean, you don’t become a sex writer by not liking sex. And when you’re single and horny like I am, it can be a deadly combination. So when a holiday like Valentine’s Day comes around, when it feels like everyone but you is having sex, I can totally understand someone in my position feeling… frustrated. So much so, in fact, that they might take to Twitter (we refuse to call it X) to share just how frustrated they are.

And while I haven’t reached the bubbling levels of exasperation it might cause someone to send out an unhinged and horny tweet online, I am so glad that there is a plethora of single and horny people like myself that do. So whether you’re in the same boat as us and want to feel seen, or you’re in a relationship and want to poke fun at our loneliness (oh, fuck you, btw), here are some of the most unhinged and horny tweets we’ve seen in quite some time.

Celebrate Valentine’s Day With The Most Unhinged and Horny Tweets