If you thought The Hunting Wives was just about Texas drama, guns, and complicated relationships, think again. This show delivers some of the steamiest, most jaw-dropping scenes you didn’t even know you needed. From secret rendezvous and electric sapphic moments to messy hookups and downright scandalous hookups, The Hunting Wives knows how to bring the heat. I watched every lip-biting, pulse-racing second to bring you the ultimate ranking of the sexiest scenes that’ll have you grabbing a fan — or a different type of electronic tool.

Get ready for a wild ride through the sexiest scenes in The Hunting Wives. I like to think of Hunting Wives existing in the same universe as Pitch Perfect, as we all know Brittany Snow’s character went deep-sea diving, if you get my drift… Anyway, relive the hottest moments as we wait for season 2!!

Spoilers ahead for The Hunting Wives!

Every Hunting Wives Sex Scene Ranked

19. Pastor Pete and his hand (Episode 3)

I knew there was something off about this guy. So it was no surprise when Pastor Pete (Paul Teal) sat in his car jerking off to Abby’s Instagram. No, thank you. Bye, sir.

18. Brad and Abby (Episode 1)

Okay, a few minutes into the show, and despite being promised hot sapphics, I’m watching two teenagers fumble around on a bed. Brad (George Ferrier) and Abby (Madison Wolfe) are in high school and dry hump like it. We discover they’ve had sex once before (on prom night!!!), but Abby is reluctant to repeat the experience due to her religious values. Margo (Malin Akerman), AKA Mrs. Banks, AKA the woman who was just naked in the bathroom, saying she can’t use a tampon, enters and watches Brad masturbate while Abby prays, then reenters to interrupt the racy scene.

17. Callie and Margo (Episode 2)

Margo swings by her bestie’s place — AKA sharpshooting, sharp-tongued Callie (Jaime Ray Newman) — who immediately greets her with a kiss and a beeline for the panties. Margo puts on the brakes, saying they can’t do this anymore because Jed’s running for governor and there’ll be too much attention. (Sidebar: Jed later tells Margo she wanted to end it with Callie anyway and was just using this as an excuse.) Callie is wrecked, and Margo? Pretty damn nonchalant.

16. Sophie (Episode 2)

Masturbation counts!! Especially when it’s sexy Sophie (Brittany Snow) getting off to new bestie Margo’s Instagram. Our lil blonde Bostonian should be unpacking boxes, but instead she’s unpacking her repressed sapphic urges — hard relate.

15. Abby and Brad (Episode 2)

Two teenagers on a boat… obviously, they’re about to do it. It’s round two for these lovebirds (though Abby has no clue Brad’s also been hooking up with Margo — AKA his mom’s friend). It’s sweet and tender, especially since Abby gave him her promise ring right before. But the magic? Kind of ruined by what he gets up to the very next day.

14. Callie and Margo (Episode 8)

We don’t get much of this sex scene — just the start and the post-sex cuddle — but it’s a pretty practical reunion. Margo’s mostly trying to cover her [very toned] ass from Sophie knowing the truth. Callie sees through Margo’s BS instantly, which honestly made me respect her even more.

13. Margo and Jed (Episode 1)

The gun-lovefest wraps up, and now our hot wifey and her low-key DILF hubby are in celebration mode. She starts to object to his whole “I’m running for governor” thing, but Jed (Dermot Mulroney) shuts that down fast, with some decidedly naughty persuasion. Good sex incoming — beep beep!

12. Jed and two hotties (Episode 1)

Margo gets home — sadly without Sophie — and finds her hubby chilling in the hot tub with two naked girlies. Is she mad? Does she storm out? Nope. She calls him “Daddy” (barf), gives him a peck, and heads to bed. These Texans are definitely coloring outside the lines, and honestly, we love to see it. Later, Margo clarifies they’re not “polyamorous” (too liberal) but “open.” Translation: they can both hook up with women, but she can’t hook up with men…don’t even get me started.

11. Margo and Jed (Episode 5)

Our soon-to-be first couple of Texas (yikes) are supposed to be getting ready for the cameras, but Margo opts to distract her hubby with some sneaky sex instead. He’s, of course, very easily distracted. Can you blame him?

10. Sophie and Margo (Episode 7)

I was so ready for another scene with my fave sapphics, despite the less-than-ideal setting of a seedy motel room. Margo pushes Sophie onto the bed (trying not to think about how grimy that is), slides off her panties, and goes down on her — bon appétit! But just as Sophie’s already arching in pleasure, she presses pause. Guess the whole accused-of-murder-and-married thing was weighing on her. Shame.

9. Sophie and Graham (Episode 3)

You’d expect a married couple to have way more sex scenes in The Hunting Wives, but nope. This one’s a rare outlier—post-coitus, Graham asks what sparked it. Hmmm… maybe Sophie spotting Margo and Brad at the lakehouse? Yeah, as Sophie clung to the headboard, she was definitely picturing her new Texan bestie. Anyway, Graham asks, “What got into you just now?” and Sophie iconically replies, “I think you did.” I cackled.

8. Margo, Sophie, and the teenagers (Episode 3)

The temperature’s rising, and nowhere’s hotter than Margo’s lakehouse. She’s low-key shagging Brad in the pool while Sophie and Jamie awkwardly chat nearby. Then the foursome heads inside for a game of spin-the-bottle. Of course, it lands on Margo and Sophie — because God is a sapphic — and Margo prowls right over. I nearly overheated just watching. They share a seriously sexy kiss. Later, Sophie is in the kitchen when Jamie comes to check on her. They make out, and he starts fingering her. Spoiler: that was the end of it. Sad.

7. Margo, Jed, and Sienna (Episode 8)

A blast from the past! Episode 8 takes us back in time with some juicy flashbacks. We get a brief kiss between Sophie and her ex-roommate, and then witness how Margo and Jed met. Yep — Jed’s ex-wife, Sienna Coulson-Banks (Lauren Bowles), hired Margo for a threesome. Let’s just say, she nails entertaining both parties. It’s fascinating to see this all in context, and to catch Margo before she got so polished and refined.

6. Margo and Jed (Episode 2)

Honestly, Margo needs to drop her vitamin regimen because this girlie’s energy is unparalleled. She comes home and decides to fit her hubby in again…literally. Straddling him by the fireplace, we get a glimpse of her delicious black thong. Yep. Sold.

5. Sophie and Margo (Episode 1)

Let me be clear: there’s zero nudity or sex in this scene — and yet it’s somehow hotter than all the actual sex on the show (which, to be fair, was pretty hot). Margo teaches Sophie to drive stick in a pickup, flask of booze in hand. I’m sorry, did you just finish? Because I might have. Somebody call Chappell Roan immediately.

4. Margo and Brad (Episode 2)

Our resident MILF tries to end it with the teenager, and he high-key loses his shit, calling her nasty names and threatening to tell people about them. So Margo solves it by getting on her knees, saying words that are forever printed on my brain: “There can be no evidence…so I’m gonna have to swallow.” I have no doubt she follows through. Later in their sesh (he’s young, so he has stamina), Sophie spots them through the window as Brad is going down on Margo. She notices Sophie and grins, not stopping him in the slightest. The way her white tank top is pushed over her tits is a work of art.

3. Callie and Sheriff Jonny (Episode 7)

This might just be the most famous sex scene in The Hunting Wives — and honestly, it deserves the hype. Callie’s hopelessly obsessed with her bestie Margo, but she still makes time to please her muscly, macho police husband. Yep, she pegs him. While doing it, she drops some spicy police dirty talk, revving him up to arrest Sophie, the rival for her true love’s affections. It was a visceral, grunting scene and so. damn. hot. People are taking this to mean it’s a lavender marriage, but all I’m saying is: don’t jump to conclusions…

2. Margo and Sophie (Episode 8)

Yay! Sophie’s cleared of charges, dumped the hubby, and is celebrating with Margo. Wrapped in those gorgeous white sheets, the pair reunite to get it on! Shoutout to Margo gripping Sophie’s hair during their kiss — chef’s kiss. Then they dive into the age-old art of pillow talk, with Sophie puffing on a cheeky cig. Honestly, I’d kill for a post-sex cig right now.

1. Margo and Sophie (Episode 4)

It’s about time!! Like, goddamn time!!! Sophie shows up looking for her gun, and Margo’s there in a towel. Sophie just pulls it off and straddles her on the bed. Then the clothes come off, and let’s just say… nipples. So many nipples. I’m into women, so I can say that. Yeah, it was a life-changing scene — oral, foot stroking, and some classic pillow talk. Send my compliments to the chef.