
Valentine’s Day is almost here, which means it’s time to stress about finding a gift that says “I love you” without screaming, “I panic-bought this at CVS on my way home.” Whether you’re shopping for your situationship who still “isn’t ready for labels” (JK, please don’t buy them anything) or your longtime partner who claims they “don’t want anything” (a trap), the pressure is real.
Luckily, I’ve put together the ultimate Valentine’s Day gift list so you don’t have to resort to the same sad box of chocolates and half-dead flowers from the gas station. We’re talking sex toys that’ll actually make your partner’s toes curl, self-care essentials so they can recover from dating you, and bouquets that don’t feel like an afterthought. Whether you’re looking for something spicy, sentimental, or just plain extra, I’ve got you covered.
Oh, and if you’re single? First of all, congrats on dodging the emotional labor of gift-giving. Second, you still deserve a treat. So go ahead and buy yourself something cute — because nothing says self-love like a vibrator and a luxury candle. Now, let’s get to shopping before you end up ordering a heart-shaped pizza again.
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- Unique Bouquets
- Self-Care Gifts For Her
- Get Closer To Your Partner
- Sex Toys For Her
- Sex Toys For Couples
- Get Kinky Together
Unique Bouquets
The only thing better than getting roses, is getting the rose too
The Rose Lovers Gift Box

$79.00
The gift that keeps on giving
Money Flower Bouquet

$42.99
The most romantic flowers are the ones that never die
Fleura Porcelain Vase

$489.00
Self-Care For Her
The viral Dyson Airwrap dupe comes in trendy Black Cherry for V-Day
Shark FlexStyle Air Styling & Drying System Black Cherry

$299.99
Help them end date nights with the perfect nighttime routine
The Coast Is Clear™ Night Kit

$99.00
Roses are cool, but rose spray for your skin are what the skincare girlie in your life really wants
grace & stella Rose Water Facial Spray

$9.95
Nothing says ‘I love you’ more than wanting their skin to look beautiful
LANEIGE Bouncy + Firm Radiance Boosting Sleeping Mask

$36.00
Add a little luxury to their skincare routine
SolaWave Light Therapy Face Mask

$349.00
$226.85
Cozy date nights on the couch call for the perfect lounge set
Long-Sleeve Lounge Button-Through Top

$40.00
Lounge Rib Mid Rise Wide Leg Sweatpant

$60.00
Encourage their bed rot days with this iPad cushion
Pillow Holder Tablet Stand

$22.29
$20.79
Forget a sleep mask, try these heated/massaging smart goggles
Therabody SmartGoggles

$199
$149
Take care of their hair while they sleep
100% Mulberry Silk Pillowcase

$99.95
$74.96
For the times when you don’t feel like massaging their head for them
GRO Revitalizing Scalp Massager

$18.00
Help them keep their skincare in tip-top shape
Iceblue Skincare Fridge

$49.99
$39.99
Get Closer To Your Partner
Get to know your partner a little better by asking them
Who knew the best foreplay would come in the form of a card game?
Mindful Intimacy Card Deck

$45.00
Never ask “so, what do you want to do?” ever again
The Adventure Challenge: Couples Edition

$49.99
$39.99
If cooking is your love language, this one’s for you
Table for Two: Recipes for the Ones You Love

$24.99
$18.97
Capture your relationship’s sweetest moments
Fujifilm Instax Mini 12 Camera

$79.99
Feel close to each other even when you’re apart
Sun&Moon Touch Bracelets Set

$139.00
$118.00
Turn movie nights into a fun challenge
100 Movies Scratch Off Poster

$15.00
Sex Toys For Her
This pointed-tip vibrator will help her keep the sensations where she wants
Luv Inc Pointed Tip Ring Vibrator

$49.00
They don’t call it the “magic” wand for nothing
Magic Wand Micro Massager

$79.95
It’s shaped like a heart and guaranteed to make her heart skip a beat
Lovehoney Heartbeat Clitoral Suction Stimulator

$59.99
$29.99
Forget vibrations — have you ever tried sonic waves?
Enigma Double Sonic

$349.00
$244.30
Get her a vibrator with curves that match her own
Satisfyer Curvy 1

$69.95
This vibrator will for sure tickle her fancy
Playboy Pleasure Aurelie G-Spot Tickler Vibrator

$84.00
For those times when she needs a discreet solo session
WhisperBullet™

$59
Sex Toys For Couples
Everything you need (and more) for a delicious night
Lovehoney Indulge Valentine's Kit

$99.99
Give them full control with this remote-controlled toy
TIANI™ 3

$169.00
$135.20
This couples’ vibrator stays in place so that you can keep doing what you do best
Eva

$140.00
The classiest cock ring you could ever hope for
Halo 2 by Bellesa

$49.00
Do you remember that scene in Fifty Shades?
LELO Beads™ Noir

$49.00
Get Kinky
Act out your own version of Fifty Shades
Fifty Shades of Grey Come To Bed Couples Kit

$109.00
For when you want to wear nothing but pasties
Heart Nippies

$12.50
Everything you need for a sexy, sensual night (or afternoon delight)
The Quickie Kit: Sweethearts Edition

$44.00
Play with sensations with this Wartenberg wheel
Gold Sensation Wartenberg Wheel

$24.95
If your partner’s really into butt stuff
Romp Luster Anal Training Set

$42.00
Everyone loves a good candle… especially one you can use during massages
Soy Massage Candle | Massage Oil Candles

$32.00
Topics: Dating, Gift Guides, Relationships, Sex & Co., Shopping, Valentine's Day