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Funniest Tweets About The Solar Eclipse If You Have Zero Intentions Of Going Outside

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Updated 14:07 13 Mar 2026 GMTPublished 15:12 8 Apr 2024 GMT+1

Funniest Tweets About The Solar Eclipse If You Have Zero Intentions Of Going Outside

Another "once in a lifetime" eclipse!

Melanie Whyte

Melanie Whyte

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Topics: Astrology, Lifestyle, Twitter

Melanie Whyte
Melanie Whyte

Melanie Whyte leads the lifestyle and culture content at Betches. As an amateur New Yorker and professional bisexual, she enjoys writing about the bane of sex and relationships in the city. She is also perpetually in her messy house era despite spending all of her money on Instagram ads.

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Is it just me, or does it feel like we have a “once in a lifetime” eclipse happening every couple of years? Yet, somehow, this total eclipse is different from the 2017 eclipse. NASA says it’s a wider (path), longer (amount of time), and more heightened experience. And, if you’re lucky, there could even be a chance to see a “coronal mass ejection” – a large eruption of solar material – during the eclipse. Damn, get a room, NASA!

Besides being cool to look at (with proper eyewear!!!!), astrologists are saying the eclipse will bring big change. But I’m sure that one friend who joined a coven before it was cool already told you that. If you live along the path of totality, you will see the moon completely block the sun — good for you! If you don’t, you can join the rest of us online as we make funny tweets and memes about the eclipse to make us feel superior.

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