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Every Single Unfiltered Thought I Have During My Daily Workout

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Updated 13:42 13 Mar 2026 GMTPublished 15:59 9 Feb 2024 GMT

Every Single Unfiltered Thought I Have During My Daily Workout

"Do I look like Elaine Benes trying to dance on this elliptical?"

Maria Del Russo

Maria Del Russo

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Maria Del Russo
Maria Del Russo

Maria Del Russo is the Branded & Affiliate Content Director for Betches. When she isn't at the office, you can usually find her in the kitchen, yelling "That tastes SO freakin' good!" at nobody in particular.

In Partnership with Planet Fitness.

6:00: It’s unfortunate that I only have the motivation to work out in the morning, because I really do miss sleeping in.

6:10: I know they say you should hydrate before you head to the gym, and that coffee is dehydrating, but come on.

6:18: Ok I need to throw my leggings on and run out the door before I become one of those clichés that gives up on their New Years resolution by mid-February.

6:40: Ahhh the bright lights of Planet Fitness, the only place I feel comfortable without makeup before 7 AM.

6:50: Okay, fuck, I can’t remember what workout I wanted to do today?!

6:51: OOOH a free elliptical, let me start on that.

7:00: Do I look like Elaine Benes trying to dance on this elliptical? Why do I feel like my hips are about to pop out of their sockets?

7:01: Oh shit, now I’m going backwards.

7:02: Okay! That’s enough of that!! Let me pull up the PF app to see if it can tell me what to do.

7:03: OH! The 30 Minute Circuit. Perfect. And it tells me exactly what to do on each machine so I don’t even have to think…

7:15: First station, done. Now which cardio exercise should I do for number two? Let me check the board….

7:20: I love how the traffic light on the wall tells me when I should be working out and when it’s time to move on to my next circuit. I feel like I’m at a middle school birthday party playing red light/green light.

7:21: OK this cute trainer is coming over to me… gotta act like I know what I’m doing.

7:22: So my form sucks, but he gave me some pointers and let me know that free fitness training is part of my membership?! Gotta remember to schedule that on my way out…

7:35: And now to stretch…. My favorite part of the workout when I can lay on the floor and call it recovery.

7:40: I need to remember that I actually feel *amazing* after my workout whenever I’m bitching about coming in the morning.

7:45: Oh look at that, they’re running a sale until February 16. Maybe I can convince Katie to join with me so I can at least have a buddy. And membership is totally affordable!! I’d sign up a second time if I could.

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