Horny Ways To Wish Your Baby Daddy A Happy Father’s Day

I’m not a big fan of kids — but I am a big fan of their dads. Well, at least the hot ones.

While I myself don’t see myself ever having kids, I’ve been involved with men with kids before. And even though playing “stepmom” was never part of the deal (I don’t get involved unless a real commitment is on the table) I still took some pleasure in really playing up the whole “daddy” thing in the bedroom. I know that people typically have really strong feelings about calling a sexual partner “daddy” (it either turns you on a lot or makes you want to crawl inside of yourself and disappear), but I personally am a big fan. And yes, before you even have to ask, I absolutely have daddy issues.

And on Father’s Day, whether you’re with your own baby daddy or dating someone who had a kid before you, you’re probably going to want to let the “daddy” in your life know that he’s doing a great job. And there are a ton of ways to make him feel special on Father’s Day. So once you get the obligatory watch, tie, or pair of socks gift out of the way, sex is always one of the best things to give. It’s the gift that keeps on giving. And there’s nothing wrong with letting him know that on Father’s Day, you’re thinking about just how much of a zaddy he is.

So here are some of the absolute horniest ways to wish the baby daddy in your life a happy Father’s Day. Fair warning though, after using some of these lines, you might just make him a father again.

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1. Let’s celebrate Father’s Day the same way you became a father.
2. Happy Father’s Day! The tie I got you doesn’t just go around your neck.
3. Since I call you “daddy,” here’s a Father’s Day gift from me.
4. Happy Father’s Day. You want another baby?
5. I’ll call you “daddy” tonight so we can really celebrate.
6. I got you a head massage for Father’s Day, but not the head on your neck.
7. Can I be your baby tonight?
8. Happy Father’s Day, I’ll let you spank me tonight if I don’t behave.
9. Happy Father’s Day to my favorite DILF.
10. For Father’s Day, instead of taking you to a spa I want you to give me a facial.
11. I’m feeling like a “daddy’s girl” tonight.
12. Happy Father’s Day. Let me take care of you tonight the way you take care of everything else.
13. For Father’s Day, do you want to eat in or eat me out?
14. Happy Zaddy’s Day.
15. Do you want to grill on Father’s Day or just put your meat in me instead?
16. Happy Father’s _ay. You can give me the D later.
17. Let’s make you a dad again. Happy Father’s Day.
18. Happy Father’s Day to my favorite daddy.
19. What do you want for Father’s Day? Besides me on your face?
20. Happy Father’s Day! Hope you feel celebrated today, because you’ll definitely feel celebrated tonight.

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