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Topics: Celebs, Love Is (Not) Blind, Reality TV, TV
Ilana Frost
Hannah Jiles is walking (toxic) main character energy in Love is Blind season 7, so it’s no surprise she was involved in both a messy love triangle and a super rocky engagement. In the pods, she had a rough time deciding between Nick Dorka and Leo Baudy, and, well, I’d say she chose the lesser of two evils. Nick is a bit cringe, but Leo actually gives me nightmares. Mrs. No Nonsense Southern Blondie and Mr. Suave Former Former Football Player caught feelings for each other when they were separated by a wall, but then, Mr. Suave Former Football Player got on a duck, and Mrs. No Nonsense Southern Blondie was not having it. From there, their relationship got even more tense when Hannah wrote down a brutal list of doubts about Nick. And it got more tense when she discovered he didn’t know how to boil water for pasta (a low point for Nick this season). She high-key bullies him in a not flirty way throughout their relationship! So, are Love is Blind‘s Hannah and Nick still together now? Did they get married? Here’s what we know about where they stand today.
Nope, and thank goodness for that! Ultimately, Hannah called off the engagement by giving Nick the same demeaning speech she’d been giving him their whole relationship. It was something along the lines of: I’m better than you, you don’t have enough bills to play, you’re just a boy, yada yada. I’m truly bewildered these two made it as far as they did.
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They never gave husband and wife even a little bit, I fear. Hannah getting such a powerful ick from Nick riding a fake duck (which was strange, to be fair) did not bode well. And honestly, her writing a list of negative qualities about him and then leaving it out for him to see felt like the beginning of the end to me. How could they possibly build a healthy relationship when Nick already knows she thinks he’s immature, full of himself, and “delulu”? Personally, I would’ve said “adios” and left Mexico immediately after that.
Not to mention, Hannah looked thoroughly disgusted when she got a tour of Nicky D’s place… which just so happened to be his parents’ basement. “I have a feeling your mom cleaned it before I got here,” she remarked with a touch of attitude. Nick swiftly defended himself: “Nah, she didn’t clean this space. I cleaned it before I left.” When he showed her Buffy, his stuffed animal, all the blondie could manage was a tense “Okay.” She also was extremely freaked out by the fact that Nick’s parents pay for his phone bill.
Things only went downhill from there… when Nick chatted with Katie, another season 7 cast member, at a party, she told him: “I think you’re such a beautiful and a deep person.” Following the event, Hannah was pissed as fuck. “Were you guys talking about how fucking fabulous I am?” she asked/yelled. Nick asked if she could be “mature,” and she furiously responded, “I taught you everything that you fucking know. I’ve turned you from a boy into a fucking man.” Yeahhh, not exactly the vibe you want in an engagement or marriage.
Marissa generously gave Hannah and Nick D. a 75 percent chance of making it, but as a realist, I never thought they had more than a 2 percent chance. Sorry!