Topics: Ariana Madix, Bravo, Coachella, Entertainment, Lala Kent, Scheana Shay, Tom Sandoval, Tom Schwartz
You can tell by the scent of the Sol de Janeiro 62 floating in the Santa Ana Winds it’s that time of year again. Coachella Weekend One has come to a close and my pop culture-obsessed brain is working overtime to process the madness: Travis and Taylor served normcore at Ice Spice, Justin Bieber kissed his BFF Jaden on the cheek because men are allowed to have feelings too, and Doja Cat shook ass in a suit of human hair. Lucky for us the Bravolebs are also out in full force at the desert disco, documenting every moment for those of us who suffer from FOMO but still prioritize 48 hours of rot time before clocking in Monday morning. From the anticipated antics of the Vanderpump Rules cast to some surprising spottings of a certain Jersey Housewife and her dorters, here’s every Bravolebrity moment at Coachella 2024.
Ariana continued to let the haters be her motivators by looking cool, calm, and collected while collaborating with a branded tent that hasn’t had to apologize for causing influencer chaos before.
VPR’s resident David Guetta, alongside his newly christened princess of pop, Ally, rubbed elbows with Bravo superfan Emma Roberts (I knew I liked her) before James went on to lead a set at Neon Carnival.
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It’s all happening for DJJK, and Ally, Ariana, and former SURver Dayna Kathan were there to cheer him on.
Scheana was at Coachella working overtime as the “breadwinner” for her and Brock, per usual. I hope she iced him like a million times.
Lala flexed her baby bump with her new “crew” that we’ll pretend isn’t an obvious replacement for the castmates she’s fallen out with since the reunion. Tbh, she is glowing, even if the influx of millennial pause-laden dance vids are a wee bit cringe.
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Never one to miss out on the fun (or an opportunity to charm innocent women with his golly gee willikers silly boy charm), Tom Schwartz was also floating around the festival grounds. In case you’re wondering, which we know you were, Sandoval laid low back in LA for a movie night.
Okay, so she didn’t exactly post with the carousel in the background, but this certainly looks like Palm Springs, doesn’t it? We may be getting some Rachella content on weekend two, and I wouldn’t be surprised if Joseph shows up, either.
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Teresa transported her love bubble all the way from Jersey to Indio, (kinda sorta) shutting down rumors of relationship troubles between the two.
The RHONJ OG also included her second-eldest Milania in the marketing opportunity for her husband’s new tech venture that’s going to “take over Tiktok,” whatever that means.
I’d pay a cool million to hear the conversation between these two and I’m willing to bet another mil that Teresa had to be told who Taylor was two seconds before the picture was taken.
Though I’m convinced Morgan was just out of the camera’s eye line, Kyle vlogged up a storm of her partying with Kesha and her niece Paris Hilton. Eat your heart out, Mau.
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Bria is Summer House: Martha’s Vineyard’s resident princess (P.S. if you were waiting for a personal invitation to tune into the spinoff, consider this it), and my only questions are: where is Simon and, even more importantly, where’s Milo?!
Yes, this is tagged in Beverly Hills, but stay with me here — who flies into Los Angeles during Coachella and doesn’t even consider popping out to the desert? I, personally, will be watching this space.
Let’s just be grateful their mom let them go without stealing their outfits first.
