Naturally, We Did A Deep Dive On The Tip Of Schwartz & Katie’s Love Triangle, Tori
Topics: Bravo, Entertainment, Katie Maloney, Tom Schwartz, VPR
Marissa Dow
Featured Image Credit: Getty Images / Instagram/torikeeth
Topics: Bravo, Entertainment, Katie Maloney, Tom Schwartz, VPR
Lisa’s staff on Vanderpump Rules has always survived off of three essential elements: oxygen, tequila, and sloppy seconds. A Shakespearean betrayal is just another Tuesday at SUR, just ask Kristen Doute, but this season’s twisted web of lovers and friends has somehow managed to take an unprecedented turn: A divorced couple is dating the same girl and we’re lucky enough to see it all play out on camera (thank you, Andy).
Just weeks after a much-deserved “revenge bang” with Schwartz’s bestie Max (#imteamkatiewiththebanging), Katie Steal Yo’ Girl Maloney is on her ex-husband’s neck again. During season 11, episode 11, Schwartz takes a fresh face out on a “date” but Katie is the one making out with her by the end of the night…. yes you read that right. Gather around quickly, we’re unpacking everything about Tori Keeth, Katie and Schwartz’s new crush.
Tori is Scheana’s family friend whom we saw Scheana entrust with caring for her daughter Summer Moon throughout her OCD and new parenting struggles earlier this season. Scheana has “known Tori since she was like 16 years old” so she trusts her deeply and recently decided to set Tori up with her friend/one-time make-out, Schwartz. Tori is also a singer and actress because, Los Angeles, duh, with songs like “Sober” and “Lovesick” that you can stream now.
Tori is a 25-year-old Gen-Z Capricorn, which means, yes, you should fear her.
Turns out neither, but that’s nothing to be sad about. As a single woman fresh out of the shackles of raising a man, Katie is enjoying “flirting” and “crushes,” but nothing more right now. On the other hand, Schwartz has a new girlfriend and it’s not Tori nor “Spooky” Jo. Considering she had to prompt Tom to do more than send her fire emojis if he wanted to ask her out, no surprise there. Seems like Tori is still on the market if any other recently separated couples want to find out who has more game.