As The Self-Appointed Queen Of Mob Wives, I’m Telling You To Buy These Cunty Coats
Have you ever felt like you were meant to exist on the Internet at the exact moment a trend is taking off? That’s exactly what I’ve been thinking since I saw the mob wife aesthetic trending on TikTok. No trend has ever encapsulated my vibe so fully — I truly feel hashtagblessed. But if you don’t already have a closet full of mob wife aesthetic coats to wrap yourself in during a chilly day waiting for your husband to come home with the cannoli he promised you (that isn’t a sex joke — I’m talking *actual* cannoli here), then you’re probably wondering how to get in on the trend. Luckily, outerwear is the easiest way to play around with embracing your inner mob wife.
Not sure where to start? You’ve come to the right place. I am, if nothing else, a deep believer in the mob wife aesthetic, and I will be long after the TikTok girlies hang up their leather leggings.
There are three basic building blocks you want to focus on: Leather, fur, and leopard print. You can mix and match these aesthetics or you can buy three different coats in three different styles. I’m not here to tell you how to live your life!! But regardless of which direction to go in, I’ve got a wintery topper that will hit you right in your little ravioli heart. Below, I’ve rounded up a bunch of coats that fit the mob wife aesthetic. They’re warm, they’re fabulous, and they’re just a scroll away.
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The ultimate leopard print coat
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Avec Les Filles Leopard Print Coat
$231.20 (was$289)
Another option that’s shorter (and cuntier)
Unreal Fur Wild Dreams Jacket
$449
And when the weather warms up? Go for a bomber
Wild Fable Women's Faux Fur Bomber Jacket
$38.25 (was $45)
Speaking of bombers, leather is *necessary*
Madewell Leather Bomber Jacket
$525
If you’re going to do a puffer, make sure it’s ~*shiny*~
A New Day Women's Short Relaxed Puffer Jacket
$35
Or, at the very least, fur-trimmed
Jessica Simpson Puffer Coat
$49.99 (was $225)
Two words: fur cuffs
Line & Dot Raven Jacket
$207
Add a little fuzz to your leather trench
Baum und Pferdgarten Delize Faux Leather Jacket
$489
If it’s just a *little* tacky, it’s absolutely correct
Walter Baker Jenny Metallic Leather Moto Jacket
$848
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