Grab your sloppiest cream pie and a big red nose to throw because this government is fucking circus. I mean, when you elect a convicted felon/proven perpetrator of sexual assault/person who can’t manage a human-looking skin and hair routine, what do you expect? Still, when things got even more ridiculous by giving tech’s Willy Wonka, AKA Elon Musk, a role in the government, I didn’t think it would come to such a clownish halt so soon.

Is it funny that a Nazi sympathist with access to hundreds of thousands of Americans’ information is now impulsively instigating a public battle with the person who is technically the commander of the military? No, no, it’s not. But it is impossible to not at least acknowledge the sick irony that two of the world’s most powerful dicks couldn’t even keep it in their pants for a calendar year. So, for today, let’s enjoy the funniest reactions to Trump and Elon’s drama (and tomorrow, we go back to harassing our representatives to ACTUALLY MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN out of this flaming hot mess. Looking at you, jokester Chuck!)

Donald Trump, Elon Musk Fight Memes

The Best Memes, Jokes, Tweets, To Elon and Trump

I know Tom Sandoval is having a good day rn with the whole world dunking on someone else.

They’re fighting bad and it’s a car crash we can’t look away from.

Stop trying to make Bluesky happen!

*Pretends to be shocked.*

This is so them, except with way worse comedic timing.

Imagine being in the room when these rage Tweets were going down.

Sorry Addy, the future of pop music has to wait!

Okay, fine, Bluesky can happen a little bit.

Soooo nasty, and sooo rude.

Let’s laugh and educate ourselves, people!

One day, these two are going to spill it all, and we’re going to have to listen.

Not sure who’s going to win the breakup but the clear loser is the American people for having to deal with this in the first place.

It always comes back to Bravo, doesn’t it?

And just like any good Bravo beef, we need Andy Cohen to ask the hard questions here, because CNN just ain’t cuttin it.

More messy receipts, pls!!!

So sad and yet so damn true.

Obsessed with being a history buff!

Seriously, you guys need to stop.

Aaaand, I’m deceased. Bye!