Updated 14:02 13 Mar 2026 GMTPublished 15:07 15 Mar 2024 GMT

Betches Love This: All The Shit You Need If You’re Someone Who Is Always On The Internet

It's not doom scrolling if you're under a weighted blanket!

Steph Perlman

If you’re the type of person who will randomly inject phrases like “What if you just… called Taylor up?” and “Soup girls are the coolest girls in the chicken coop,” or if you find yourself humming along to “Renegade,” in 2024, we understand your version of heaven on earth. It’s a world where your TikTok auto-scrolls for you, where everyone gets your YouTube references from 2007, and Vine is regarded as highly as it should be. The elevator music in heaven is exclusively Glee covers. There’s a giant, white Restoration Hardware Cloud couch that can never get stained, Aperol Spritzes are on tap, candy salads are a full meal, and hundreds of Corgis just want to cuddle.

Our goal is to help make your constant consumption of everything internet-related as perfect as possible because it’s not considered doom scrolling if you’re under a weighted blanket! Here’s everything you need if you’re someone who’s always on the goddamn internet. And make sure to follow Betches’ IG account, @alwayson, to find your people.

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