
Topics: Love Is (Not) Blind, Netflix, Reality TV
There’s only one right way to start this article: with Sarah Ann’s body glitter. Never in my life have I been so distracted. The Love Is Blind season 6 reunion was a literal circus, and yet the biggest thing I couldn’t get past was the sheer amount of sparkles this woman doused herself in. Unfortunately, I’ll be thinking about it for the foreseeable future. Of course, as is with any good circus, there were a lot of clowns on this reunion stage.
Trevor took home the win for the worst performance. The way he couldn’t string a sentence together after Vanessa and Nick Lachey read his texts with his ex-girlfriend out loud could make a statue cringe. But the outfit choices across the board were a close runner-up. Let’s dive into the best (?) and worst (!) looks from the Love Is Blind season 6 reunion. Please keep in mind these are ranked based on the company they are in. Kinda like the best option out of a case of gas station sushi.

We love a red revenge dress! She’s got more trust in those straps than I have for any of the men on stage, and I love that for her.

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Okay, this is actually what I’m into. It’s the dictionary definition of “pregnant reality star style.” The blazer with the sparkles and the gloves are a win.

These are bad compared to GG’s gloves above. That elastic band going over her middle finger is giving her a competitive Jazz solo at a dance competition. I’m happy for her, though.

Oy. This looks like a Countess Cabaret Jovani ensemble. I have nothing nice to say about it except her hair looks nice.

Absolutely, yes. Everything about this one works for AD. Honestly, someone call Jesse Palmer and get her on The Bachelorette. It’s giving final rose outfit.

This is shockingly awful? Okay, I guess not *shockingly,* but did he get dressed in a pitch-dark clearance bin? I have concerns.

I’m sorry, but it’s true. You two are actual celebrities (on the D-list, but still). You’ve walked actual red carpets, and this is what you came up with? Vanessa looks like the maid of honor at a bachelorette pool party in Vegas.

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This one made me lol.

It’s the body glitter for me, girly!