We all have high hopes for the 2024 Golden Globes red carpet. And by that, I mean we expect the dumpster fire of award shows to bring sweet, sweet entertainment to the lawless land of Twitter. And what’s a better way to do that than to objectify hot dudes in suits? Nothing, absolutely nothing. If anything this is what my expensive journalism degree prepared me for.
From Justin Hartley to Jelani Alladin, I’ve selected eye candy to keep you satisfied until the next Calvin Klein ad breaks the internet. Because it’s the first weekend of the new year and what’s more on theme than judging the best and worst outfits at Hollywood’s historically drunkest awards show? Go forth and thirst.
Orlando Bloom
Matt Bomer
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 07: Matt Bomer attends the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 07, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images)
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John Krasinski
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 07: John Krasinski attends the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 07, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)
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Cillian Murphy
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 07: Cillian Murphy attends the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 07, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images)
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Bradley Cooper
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 07: Bradley Cooper attends the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 07, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)
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Andrew Scott
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 07: Andrew Scott attends the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 07, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)
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Barry Keoghan
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 07: Barry Keoghan attends the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 07, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images)
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Lenny Kravitz
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 07: Lenny Kravitz attends the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 07, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)
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Simu Liu
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 07: Simu Liu attends the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 07, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)
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James Marsden
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 07: James Marsden attends the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 07, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)
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Jonathan Bailey
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 07: Jonathan Bailey attends the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 07, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)
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Justin Hartley
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 07: Justin Hartley attends the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 07, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images)
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Mario Lopez
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 07: Mario Lopez attends the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 07, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/WireImage,)
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Jelani Alladin
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 07: Jelani Alladin attends the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 07, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)
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Brandon Sklenar
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 07: Brandon Sklenar attends the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 07, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)
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Stay tuned — we’ll be updating this story all night!
Melanie Whyte