The *Leaked* Episodes Of Meghan Markle’s New Netflix Show 

After Meghan Markle did us all a favor by finally proving that not every celebrity under the sun can have a successful podcast, she’s now showing us that the gears are still turning in what’s left of her brain. (Remember, this is the woman who has been so mentally fucked by the psychological warfare of The Firm that she once attempted to transcribe her involuntary guttural noises to a journalist at The Cut).

Not only has the former Duchess announced her own stab at a Goop empire with American Riviera Orchard, a lifestyle brand that will attempt to sell us ancient grain facial scrubs and $69 jars of lemon preserves, she is also working to make good on her lucrative yet stagnant overall with Netflix.

Meghan Markle’s new series will “celebrate the joys of cooking, gardening, entertaining, and friendship,” which really feels like her team had already asked to extend her proposal deadline twice and this was the best they could come up with.

As we brim with anticipation, let’s take a look at Meghan’s *leaked* episode topic brainstorm, straight from the bowels of her Notes App.

Meghan Markle leaked episode list